NotSoAverageMac | UK gamer 🇬🇧 Action. Chaos. Tactical nonsense. Laughs, fails, and moments I absolutely shouldn’t survive. No drama, no ego — just vibes. Live when adulting loosens its grip. Business mail : [email protected]
About me
I’ll be here on KICK— dropping dubs, serving L’s, and occasionally rage-quitting when the controller “mysteriously” disconnects. 95% chill, 5% gremlin energy.
Q: Where are you from?
A: UK. Basically Dark Souls IRL — grey skies, hard mode weather, and bad ping.
Q: How tall are you?
A: Tall enough to look down on people… in height and in spirit.
Q: How much do you weigh?
A: Around “don’t ask, don’t care.”
Q: Why are you so good looking?
A: Camera quality set to potato — you can’t see the flaws.
Q: Why are you so ugly?
A: Same answer, mate.
Q: When did you start streaming?
A: When my PS5/Xbox said “share button.” Proper grind? 2025.
Q: Who’s your best friend in game?
A: Your mum’s Wi-Fi password.
Q: Why’s your aim so bad?
A: Because comedy comes first.
Q: Favourite food?
A: Pizza. Lasagne. MacnettosDon’t @ me.
Q: Who is this really about?
A: A guy called “NotSoAverageMac.” Expect average gameplay, above-average nonsense.
Q: Time Will Tell?
A: Only if it’s not stuck
All My Links
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Check out all my links — from socials to clips, it’s all there if you’re curious. Your support means the world. 💚
Rules
⚔️ Macshack Rules
Don’t be a muppet – racism, sexism, hate, or creepy vibes get you yeeted faster than a noob in Dark Souls.
Keep the spam in the tin – no flooding chat with walls of nonsense.
Backseat gamers beware – unless I ask, let me crash, burn, and learn on my own terms, or help without trying to take over my experience.
Links & promos – don’t self-plug unless I give the nod.
English only – keeps the chaos at least understandable.
Respect the lurkers & legends – whether you’re chatting or chilling, you’re part of the guild.
Most important rule? Have a laugh. This isn’t a sweaty ranked lobby — it’s a place for good vibes, epic fails, and the occasional clutch.
🖥️ 🎮 Equipment
⚡ PC – Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-9900K CPU
ASUS ROG STRIX Z390-F Mother Board
NVIDIA Geforce RTX 2080 SUPER
RAM 32 GB DDR4
Windows 11 Home
🎮 Currently Streaming On – PS5 & Xbox Series X with an Elgato HD60 X
🎧 Headset – Turtle Beach Stealth 700 (so you’ll hear every rage scream crystal clear and toot)
💡 Future Plan – Upgrade current PC build
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⚔️ What you get:
- Loyalty badge (shows you’re a true adventurer)
- Custom emotes to spam in chat like a battle cry
- Extra bragging rights (because being in the Guild is legendary)
- Every sub keeps the fires burning, the quests rolling, and the banter flowing.
Whether you’re a lurker in the shadows or a knight on the front lines, your support powers the guild.
No pressure, adventurer — but if you do sub, you’re officially part of the fellowship. 🍻